1 00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:11,637 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:33,956 --> 00:00:35,248 [satisfied grunting] 3 00:00:36,083 --> 00:00:40,545 Another weekend of fun and games at Castle Copula. 4 00:00:42,881 --> 00:00:44,132 [chuckling] 5 00:00:44,633 --> 00:00:46,509 I wonder where Sir Aubrey finds 6 00:00:46,510 --> 00:00:50,180 all these worthless, sexually frustrated bimbos. 7 00:00:54,351 --> 00:00:56,686 Weekend in and weekend out. 8 00:00:58,855 --> 00:01:01,023 Bitch thought I didn't see her flash her tit. 9 00:01:02,359 --> 00:01:03,735 I'll get her later on. 10 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:07,697 After all, we have two days to enjoy ourselves. 11 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:14,204 Yes, I guess it sure beats honest work. 12 00:01:19,167 --> 00:01:21,252 He told me there's a virgin this time out, 13 00:01:22,963 --> 00:01:24,506 I wonder which one it is. 14 00:01:25,007 --> 00:01:29,507 [upbeat music] 15 00:02:15,974 --> 00:02:18,309 -[moaning] Oh, that feels so good. 16 00:02:24,441 --> 00:02:25,442 [moaning] 17 00:02:26,485 --> 00:02:27,611 Feels so good. 18 00:02:27,986 --> 00:02:32,486 [moaning] 19 00:02:35,911 --> 00:02:40,411 [upbeat music] 20 00:03:05,774 --> 00:03:08,318 - Welcome to Castle Copula. 21 00:03:09,111 --> 00:03:11,613 Each one of you is going to get your money's worth 22 00:03:13,365 --> 00:03:15,533 and maybe even a little more. 23 00:03:21,748 --> 00:03:26,248 - Oh, it's beautiful. 24 00:03:28,088 --> 00:03:30,090 - You're going to have a great time. 25 00:03:34,136 --> 00:03:35,929 - Oh, Jesus. 26 00:03:38,432 --> 00:03:40,851 - God, what a beautiful place this is. 27 00:03:41,685 --> 00:03:42,769 Tell me -- 28 00:03:43,186 --> 00:03:44,187 - Dianna. 29 00:03:44,271 --> 00:03:45,981 -L'm Jerry. - Nice to meet you, Jerry. 30 00:03:45,981 --> 00:03:47,065 - What brings you here? 31 00:03:47,691 --> 00:03:48,775 - Curiosity. 32 00:03:48,984 --> 00:03:50,360 I like to learn new things. 33 00:03:50,694 --> 00:03:51,861 Besides, I like to fuck. 34 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:54,197 - What? ls that an offer? 35 00:03:54,489 --> 00:03:56,199 - There's only one way to find out. 36 00:04:02,289 --> 00:04:03,373 - Come on. What a weekend. 37 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:04,540 What a weekend. 38 00:04:05,834 --> 00:04:08,419 - Welcome to the looney bin. 39 00:04:10,797 --> 00:04:13,758 - Sir Aubrey does have a reputation for being the eccentric. 40 00:04:15,969 --> 00:04:17,428 [moaning] 41 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:19,764 - Boris screwed up again. 42 00:04:20,474 --> 00:04:21,975 You're not supposed to see this. 43 00:04:21,975 --> 00:04:22,976 Look, Boris. 44 00:04:23,226 --> 00:04:24,310 - Let them stay. 45 00:04:24,686 --> 00:04:27,814 [moaning] 46 00:04:27,898 --> 00:04:28,940 - Let them stay. 47 00:04:32,194 --> 00:04:34,154 It will only add 48 00:04:34,905 --> 00:04:35,906 to the pleasure. 49 00:04:36,114 --> 00:04:37,949 - Oh, yes. Let them stay. 50 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,367 [moaning] 51 00:04:40,118 --> 00:04:41,119 The shame of it all. 52 00:04:41,953 --> 00:04:43,454 Oh, the divine shame. 53 00:04:43,830 --> 00:04:46,165 My cunt is wet with shame. 54 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:49,210 [moaning] 55 00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:06,436 - Actually, voyeurism 56 00:05:07,938 --> 00:05:09,022 was very popular 57 00:05:09,815 --> 00:05:11,274 with the Renaissance painters. 58 00:05:34,339 --> 00:05:36,257 Now is no time for the history lesson. 59 00:05:38,009 --> 00:05:39,010 Boris, 60 00:05:39,678 --> 00:05:44,178 show the guests to their rooms and have them join the others 61 00:05:45,308 --> 00:05:46,309 in the library. 62 00:05:46,643 --> 00:05:47,685 - Yes, master. 63 00:05:49,729 --> 00:05:50,730 - Children, 64 00:05:53,024 --> 00:05:54,025 adieu. 65 00:05:55,652 --> 00:05:56,819 - That's Sir Aubrey? 66 00:05:57,654 --> 00:05:59,989 - He can discipline me any time. 67 00:06:00,615 --> 00:06:04,076 - I don't mean to sound naive, but is that supposed to be erotic? 68 00:06:04,911 --> 00:06:06,203 - That's not erotic, honey. 69 00:06:06,204 --> 00:06:07,830 Oh, my pussy is so wet. 70 00:06:08,665 --> 00:06:10,667 - It is? How does it feel like? 71 00:06:11,209 --> 00:06:12,210 Can I touch it? 72 00:06:12,961 --> 00:06:16,214 - I don't do females 'til after I've had my fill of cocks. 73 00:06:16,673 --> 00:06:18,716 - What? That's not what I meant. 74 00:06:19,092 --> 00:06:20,176 - Don't cry, honey. 75 00:06:20,343 --> 00:06:21,802 It'll be okay. - Really? 76 00:06:21,845 --> 00:06:24,722 [spankjng] [moanlng] 77 00:06:24,764 --> 00:06:27,224 -[singing] Who's been a nasty wench today? 78 00:06:27,225 --> 00:06:29,685 Wench today, Wench today? 79 00:06:30,478 --> 00:06:33,355 This will teach m'lady to play with her dildos. 80 00:06:34,190 --> 00:06:35,983 You worthless slut. 81 00:06:36,693 --> 00:06:38,569 - Oh, harder, Mr. De Sade. Harder. 82 00:06:38,904 --> 00:06:40,780 Oh, make my cheeks red with shame. 83 00:06:41,156 --> 00:06:43,867 [moaning] 84 00:06:49,456 --> 00:06:51,374 - Are you my new roommate? - Yes. 85 00:06:51,625 --> 00:06:52,626 - Oh, I see. 86 00:06:53,001 --> 00:06:55,545 - I thought I'd make things a little easier on you. 87 00:06:55,962 --> 00:06:56,963 - Oh, wow. 88 00:07:03,887 --> 00:07:04,888 - Well, 89 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:07,265 aren't you going to take me up on my offer? 90 00:07:07,974 --> 00:07:09,183 - Right here and now? 91 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,562 - Let's fuck. 92 00:07:13,605 --> 00:07:15,106 - Oh, do we have time? 93 00:07:18,485 --> 00:07:20,487 - Let's make the most of the few minutes. 94 00:07:21,404 --> 00:07:25,904 [moaning] 95 00:07:30,538 --> 00:07:31,539 -It's so hot. 96 00:07:31,831 --> 00:07:32,998 [moaning] 97 00:07:33,792 --> 00:07:34,793 Oh, yes. 98 00:07:35,126 --> 00:07:38,546 You like it? [moaning] 99 00:07:40,799 --> 00:07:42,008 - Your pussy is so tasty. 100 00:07:42,092 --> 00:07:43,093 I love it. 101 00:07:44,386 --> 00:07:45,845 [moaning] - Oh, yes. 102 00:07:46,179 --> 00:07:47,430 [moaning] 103 00:07:47,722 --> 00:07:52,222 [moaning] 104 00:07:58,358 --> 00:08:00,151 It's like that? Huh? 105 00:08:00,735 --> 00:08:01,861 Oh, God. 106 00:08:01,945 --> 00:08:03,655 I'd love to have my cock in there. 107 00:08:04,990 --> 00:08:06,616 [moaning] 108 00:08:13,164 --> 00:08:14,415 - Oh, yes. 109 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:17,126 [moaning] 110 00:08:30,682 --> 00:08:31,766 Oh, yes. 111 00:08:32,350 --> 00:08:34,185 [moaning] 112 00:08:38,398 --> 00:08:40,942 [upbeat music] 113 00:08:41,484 --> 00:08:45,154 - Oh, yeah. Oh, suck it. 114 00:08:45,447 --> 00:08:46,823 Put your tongue inside me. 115 00:08:48,366 --> 00:08:49,367 Oh, yeah. 116 00:08:51,494 --> 00:08:52,995 -L'm going to fuck you. 117 00:08:55,123 --> 00:08:59,623 [moaning] 118 00:09:07,427 --> 00:09:08,428 - Oh, yes. 119 00:09:09,012 --> 00:09:10,013 [moaning] 120 00:09:16,978 --> 00:09:18,187 Oh, yes. 121 00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:21,649 [moaning] 122 00:10:17,831 --> 00:10:22,331 - Yes, touch me, touch me. - Oh, I hear this. I hear this. 123 00:10:24,712 --> 00:10:26,755 - Oh, 124 00:10:27,674 --> 00:10:32,174 I feel so good. 125 00:10:33,346 --> 00:10:37,846 [moaning] 126 00:11:46,753 --> 00:11:48,296 By the way, what was your name? 127 00:11:49,297 --> 00:11:52,091 [laughing] 128 00:11:52,091 --> 00:11:55,886 - Those words were written nearly 2ooo years ago 129 00:11:56,304 --> 00:11:58,139 by the famed Roman author, Ovid. 130 00:11:58,765 --> 00:11:59,766 Now, 131 00:11:59,933 --> 00:12:03,811 I doubt if this book, entitled The Art of Love, was required reading 132 00:12:03,811 --> 00:12:04,853 in grade school. 133 00:12:05,188 --> 00:12:07,106 Nevertheless, it is one of the oldest 134 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:11,902 and the best authoritative books on the art of seduction. 135 00:12:12,362 --> 00:12:16,115 Some of the world's most famous authors -- Chaucer, 136 00:12:16,658 --> 00:12:21,158 Aristophanes, Boccaccio, Marlowe, Henry Miller -- 137 00:12:22,288 --> 00:12:23,872 all wrote erotica. 138 00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:29,586 Would anyone care to define erotica? 139 00:12:30,505 --> 00:12:33,174 - Sure, any kinda, like, pornography, 140 00:12:33,466 --> 00:12:35,342 dirty pictures, books. 141 00:12:38,012 --> 00:12:40,973 - Pornography is considered a lower form of erotica, 142 00:12:40,974 --> 00:12:44,852 though totally lacking in any sort of subtlety or style. 143 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:49,231 Did you know that the young Shakespeare first gained 144 00:12:49,232 --> 00:12:51,359 recognition writing erotic poetry? 145 00:12:52,735 --> 00:12:57,235 Who would consider today such works as Venus and Adonis, 146 00:12:57,991 --> 00:13:01,285 or The Rape of Lucretia, pornographic? 147 00:13:02,161 --> 00:13:04,705 - I once read that erotica exists 148 00:13:05,248 --> 00:13:07,708 in society for a twofold purpose. 149 00:13:08,251 --> 00:13:09,252 First of all, 150 00:13:09,836 --> 00:13:12,338 to educate the young and the inexperienced, 151 00:13:12,839 --> 00:13:16,676 and second, to excite the old and the important. 152 00:13:22,682 --> 00:13:26,060 - Ladies and gentlemen, my devoted assistant. 153 00:13:26,853 --> 00:13:28,646 - And devoted mistress. 154 00:13:29,105 --> 00:13:30,481 - Lady Amanda Willingsley. 155 00:13:38,114 --> 00:13:42,284 - First, I would like to demonstrate several objects associated 156 00:13:42,285 --> 00:13:43,536 with the art of erotica. 157 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,746 Boris, the tray, please. 158 00:13:46,539 --> 00:13:50,292 - I do hope there are none among you who are squeamish, or bashful, or prudish. 159 00:13:51,044 --> 00:13:52,628 If so, now is the time to leave. 160 00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:54,421 There will be no other opportunity. 161 00:13:54,881 --> 00:13:58,509 My seminars tend to be frank and to the point. 162 00:13:59,427 --> 00:14:01,137 There'll be costumes, 163 00:14:01,554 --> 00:14:02,555 makeup, 164 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,641 insanity beyond your wildest dreams. 165 00:14:06,434 --> 00:14:08,477 There'll be no beating around the bush. 166 00:14:09,145 --> 00:14:12,481 Although, any of you lovely people are welcome to beat 167 00:14:12,565 --> 00:14:15,651 around your own proverbial bushes as much as you like. 168 00:14:16,527 --> 00:14:18,237 - Oh, he's so sexy. 169 00:14:18,946 --> 00:14:20,030 Fascinating. 170 00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:22,449 Excuse me, Sir Aubrey, 171 00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:24,910 is there a certain schedule for the next few days? 172 00:14:25,119 --> 00:14:26,161 - Yes, there is. 173 00:14:26,454 --> 00:14:29,290 Although, I do like to keep my seminars rather open-ended. 174 00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:32,251 - Boris, I need three chairs, please. 175 00:14:35,421 --> 00:14:38,841 Next, I need three sexually uninhibited ladies. 176 00:14:39,550 --> 00:14:43,136 - Dianna, are you sure you want to do this in front of everyone? 177 00:14:43,679 --> 00:14:45,263 - You'll do just fine, dear. 178 00:14:47,809 --> 00:14:48,810 Who else? 179 00:14:49,227 --> 00:14:50,645 Yes, you over here. 180 00:14:50,686 --> 00:14:51,687 Come along, dear. 181 00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:53,439 Do very nicely. 182 00:14:56,692 --> 00:14:58,068 Lastly, let's see. 183 00:14:58,694 --> 00:14:59,695 Yes. 184 00:14:59,987 --> 00:15:01,196 Oh, the sweet lady. 185 00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:03,574 Very nice. 186 00:15:06,327 --> 00:15:07,328 [moaning] 187 00:15:08,162 --> 00:15:09,121 - Better watch it, pal. 188 00:15:09,122 --> 00:15:11,415 Looks like our host has eyes for your roommate. 189 00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:14,835 - Prepare the ladies for the demonstration, please. 190 00:15:16,003 --> 00:15:17,879 Now, ladies, we want you to be as comfortable 191 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,256 and relaxed as possible. 192 00:15:19,549 --> 00:15:22,218 Stand up and take off your underclothes, 193 00:15:22,593 --> 00:15:25,178 and lift your skirts high up to your waist. 194 00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:26,681 Remove your shoes. 195 00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:29,182 There, very good. 196 00:15:30,143 --> 00:15:33,187 Lift your legs up high and spread them wide. 197 00:15:37,692 --> 00:15:38,693 [gasping] 198 00:15:39,944 --> 00:15:41,403 Quite nice. 199 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:42,821 [moaning] 200 00:15:42,822 --> 00:15:46,158 Oh, yes, very sweet. 201 00:15:48,369 --> 00:15:52,164 You, little one. Very sensual. 202 00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:53,332 The props, please. 203 00:15:56,878 --> 00:15:57,879 - Good choice. 204 00:16:00,631 --> 00:16:04,926 - We begin here with a straight model, which we will lubricate quite well 205 00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:07,972 and insert very slowly. 206 00:16:08,014 --> 00:16:09,390 Now, spread your lips, dear. 207 00:16:10,016 --> 00:16:11,892 Slowly and gently. 208 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,102 [moaning] There. 209 00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:15,562 In and out yourself. 210 00:16:16,022 --> 00:16:17,106 - Oh, yes. 211 00:16:17,398 --> 00:16:18,399 - There. 212 00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:20,776 Nice and slow. 213 00:16:20,943 --> 00:16:22,861 Now, in and out. 214 00:16:24,363 --> 00:16:26,114 Oh, spread your lips wide, dear. 215 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,157 - Yes. - Yes. 216 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,076 There, isn't that good? 217 00:16:29,243 --> 00:16:30,077 [moaning] 218 00:16:30,077 --> 00:16:31,328 - Such a good teacher. 219 00:16:31,913 --> 00:16:36,413 [moaning] 220 00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:39,962 - Nice and slowly. [moaning] 221 00:16:39,962 --> 00:16:41,380 - Next. 222 00:16:42,381 --> 00:16:45,759 Lubricate it well and take it very slowly, 223 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,219 spreading the lips, 224 00:16:48,346 --> 00:16:51,599 and insert it slowly at first. 225 00:16:51,599 --> 00:16:52,600 There. 226 00:16:52,725 --> 00:16:55,811 Oh, yes, and move your body a little bit. 227 00:16:55,978 --> 00:17:00,478 Create your own rhythm, pushing it in and out firmly. 228 00:17:01,234 --> 00:17:02,902 [moaning] - Oh, yes. 229 00:17:03,528 --> 00:17:04,529 [moaning] 230 00:17:05,613 --> 00:17:06,614 - Oh, there. 231 00:17:06,781 --> 00:17:10,284 Everybody, notice how this is done, creating your own rhythm. 232 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,244 All right. [moaning] 233 00:17:12,286 --> 00:17:13,287 - Oh, yes. 234 00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:15,664 Very good. [moaning] 235 00:17:15,706 --> 00:17:18,375 - Stroking of the breast is also recommended. 236 00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:19,668 - Oh, yes, it feels good. 237 00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:20,711 - It feels good, yes. 238 00:17:20,878 --> 00:17:22,713 [moaning] 239 00:17:23,714 --> 00:17:25,006 - In slowly. 240 00:17:25,508 --> 00:17:26,509 [gasping] 241 00:17:27,051 --> 00:17:29,386 Oh, I had no idea this would be so erotic. 242 00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:31,347 - Do you call that erotic? 243 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,557 [moaning] - Yes. 244 00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:38,854 - This is the way we pinch our nips, pinch our nips, 245 00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:39,980 pinch our nips. 246 00:17:40,481 --> 00:17:43,817 This is the way we pinch our nips, so early in the morning. 247 00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:44,902 [moaning] 248 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:49,694 - Next, we have the uncircumcised model, which again, we lubricate very well. 249 00:17:50,074 --> 00:17:54,574 Students, please notice this and insert very gently. 250 00:17:55,162 --> 00:17:56,163 There. 251 00:17:56,163 --> 00:17:57,831 Doesn't that feel good to you? 252 00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,291 - Yes. 253 00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:02,378 - Then create your own rhythm once again. 254 00:18:02,503 --> 00:18:03,504 [moaning] 255 00:18:03,588 --> 00:18:06,299 - In and out, ladies. 256 00:18:06,507 --> 00:18:07,299 - Oh, my goodness. 257 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:10,886 - This is the fine art of masturbation, ladies and gentlemen. 258 00:18:11,429 --> 00:18:12,430 - Oh, it's fun. 259 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,639 [moaning] 260 00:18:13,639 --> 00:18:15,432 - This is great. -lt's a fine art. 261 00:18:15,516 --> 00:18:18,477 - Yes, it is a fine art. - Work it in and out. 262 00:18:18,811 --> 00:18:23,311 [moaning] 263 00:18:23,983 --> 00:18:25,275 - There, you see. 264 00:18:25,443 --> 00:18:27,153 Has everybody observed well? 265 00:18:30,823 --> 00:18:33,492 [moaning] [groanlng] 266 00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:36,871 [sighiflg] 267 00:18:39,332 --> 00:18:41,792 Well, class, so much for our first lesson. 268 00:18:42,668 --> 00:18:45,629 Let us pause for the moment and we shall continue 269 00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:50,009 with a very special presentation we have prepared for you. 270 00:18:51,427 --> 00:18:54,471 Today, we will explore the sexual deviations and the erotica 271 00:18:54,513 --> 00:18:55,472 that they produced. 272 00:18:55,681 --> 00:18:58,392 Once again, we turn to those sexual pioneers, 273 00:18:58,559 --> 00:18:59,643 the ancient Greeks. 274 00:19:02,313 --> 00:19:06,813 [Plflsing synth music] 275 00:19:08,402 --> 00:19:12,656 Unlike many other civilizations, the Greeks were quite open 276 00:19:12,657 --> 00:19:15,868 to the notion of love between members of the same sex. 277 00:19:20,498 --> 00:19:24,752 Lesbians derive their name from the legendary island of Lesbos. 278 00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:28,422 It was there that the famed poetess, Sappho, 279 00:19:28,923 --> 00:19:31,425 wrote the following lines of verse. 280 00:19:43,104 --> 00:19:45,231 Return, I pray, clad 281 00:19:45,231 --> 00:19:46,732 in your milk-white tunic. 282 00:19:47,608 --> 00:19:49,192 Desire burst forth 283 00:19:49,235 --> 00:19:50,611 at the sight of your beauty. 284 00:19:54,365 --> 00:19:55,866 No woman could not tremble 285 00:19:55,908 --> 00:19:57,492 at the thought of its seduction. 286 00:19:59,995 --> 00:20:00,996 Thank you, love. 287 00:20:01,664 --> 00:20:03,207 You came and did well to come. 288 00:20:05,251 --> 00:20:06,252 I needed you. 289 00:20:08,295 --> 00:20:10,714 You have made love blaze up in my breast. 290 00:20:12,258 --> 00:20:13,259 Bless you. 291 00:20:14,093 --> 00:20:15,177 Bless you as often 292 00:20:15,177 --> 00:20:17,095 as the hours have been endless to me 293 00:20:17,096 --> 00:20:18,097 while you were gone. 294 00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:25,604 I prayed that it might be doubled for us. 295 00:20:26,313 --> 00:20:27,772 Now, I know why Eros, 296 00:20:27,898 --> 00:20:28,982 of all the gods of 297 00:20:28,983 --> 00:20:30,025 Heaven and Earth, 298 00:20:30,067 --> 00:20:31,735 has been the best-loved. 299 00:20:37,742 --> 00:20:38,909 The gods bless you. 300 00:20:39,994 --> 00:20:41,578 May you also sleep, then, 301 00:20:42,204 --> 00:20:44,539 on some tender girlfriend's breast. 302 00:22:15,631 --> 00:22:19,843 - Now, remember that this evening is our custom ball and food orgy, 303 00:22:20,135 --> 00:22:22,262 so that you can all get better acquainted. 304 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,434 Well, 305 00:22:27,434 --> 00:22:29,519 class, wasn't that a stirring film? 306 00:22:31,355 --> 00:22:34,274 And now, that brings us to the end of the afternoon session. 307 00:22:34,692 --> 00:22:36,610 You will please tear yourselves apart. 308 00:22:36,819 --> 00:22:37,820 Children, 309 00:22:37,862 --> 00:22:38,863 thank you. 310 00:22:38,946 --> 00:22:40,238 We'll take a short break 311 00:22:41,156 --> 00:22:42,782 and we will reconvene tonight. 312 00:22:42,867 --> 00:22:45,077 [applause] 313 00:22:45,995 --> 00:22:50,495 [moody soft rock music] 314 00:22:53,544 --> 00:22:56,338 - You're not going to believe this, but I'm still a virgin. 315 00:22:56,630 --> 00:22:59,257 - No. With a body like that? You've got to be kidding me. 316 00:22:59,258 --> 00:23:00,425 - With a body like mine? 317 00:23:01,635 --> 00:23:03,428 - Come on, let me give it to you right now. 318 00:23:03,429 --> 00:23:05,431 - No, I'm not sure if I'm ready for it. 319 00:23:05,931 --> 00:23:07,974 - You were ready when you reached puberty. 320 00:23:07,975 --> 00:23:11,228 - No, I'm just waiting for the right man to come along. 321 00:23:11,896 --> 00:23:13,856 - I am the right man. I'm here right now. 322 00:23:13,856 --> 00:23:14,857 - No. 323 00:23:14,899 --> 00:23:18,068 When the right man comes along, I'm going to know it in my heart. 324 00:23:18,193 --> 00:23:20,069 I'm going to know it down here, too. 325 00:23:20,237 --> 00:23:22,739 - How can you show me that and not want to do it? 326 00:23:22,990 --> 00:23:24,533 You want to go through with it. 327 00:23:24,575 --> 00:23:26,451 - There's plenty of other things I can show you 328 00:23:26,452 --> 00:23:27,828 without losing my virginity. 329 00:23:27,953 --> 00:23:28,954 - Like what? 330 00:23:31,582 --> 00:23:32,624 - Like this. 331 00:23:34,835 --> 00:23:35,836 - Ooh. 332 00:23:38,339 --> 00:23:39,882 Oh, come on. That's it. 333 00:23:46,639 --> 00:23:48,515 Oh, you want it inside you, don't you? 334 00:23:57,775 --> 00:23:59,401 - I want your sperm. 335 00:24:00,110 --> 00:24:02,320 I want to taste your sperm, babe. 336 00:24:02,821 --> 00:24:03,905 Can you give it to me? 337 00:24:03,948 --> 00:24:06,742 - Yes, come on. Suck. 338 00:24:07,368 --> 00:24:08,952 Suck it. 339 00:24:20,464 --> 00:24:21,465 Okay. 340 00:24:21,465 --> 00:24:23,091 Come on, baby. Come on, suck it. 341 00:24:53,038 --> 00:24:55,749 Oh, lwant to feel you. I want to be inside of you. 342 00:24:57,626 --> 00:24:59,753 Please? - No, I can't give up my virginity. 343 00:25:00,421 --> 00:25:01,422 - Yes, you can. 344 00:25:02,297 --> 00:25:04,257 - I can taste your cum in my mouth. 345 00:25:05,801 --> 00:25:07,302 - Oh, come on, suck on it. 346 00:25:07,636 --> 00:25:09,763 [moaning] 347 00:25:33,328 --> 00:25:34,871 Oh, that's it, just suck on it. 348 00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:42,833 - Yes. 349 00:25:49,762 --> 00:25:51,513 - Oh, yes. That's it, that's it. 350 00:25:51,930 --> 00:25:54,515 Oh, come on. 351 00:26:01,774 --> 00:26:03,358 Come on, let me cum in your mouth. 352 00:26:03,358 --> 00:26:04,359 Please, come on. 353 00:26:05,152 --> 00:26:06,153 Here it goes. 354 00:26:09,281 --> 00:26:13,781 [sighing and moaning] 355 00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:57,245 - Tell me, dear, what do you think of the new group? 356 00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:04,211 - Actually, I'm rather pleased. 357 00:27:05,170 --> 00:27:07,630 They seem as eager to learn as I am to teach. 358 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:11,301 I'm just wondering 359 00:27:12,219 --> 00:27:13,720 how far they're willing to go. 360 00:27:16,473 --> 00:27:18,683 - Think you could still teach me a few things? 361 00:27:22,146 --> 00:27:26,646 - You've always been my most avid pupil. - Thank you. 362 00:27:27,526 --> 00:27:32,026 [upbeat music] 363 00:30:16,111 --> 00:30:18,446 [moaning] 364 00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:21,449 [moaning] 365 00:30:58,695 --> 00:30:59,779 [moaning] 366 00:31:49,663 --> 00:31:52,874 - My dear lady, you know what I want you to do now? 367 00:31:54,334 --> 00:31:57,337 Suck my big fucking cock. 368 00:32:05,387 --> 00:32:06,388 Yes. 369 00:32:11,476 --> 00:32:12,852 [moaning] 370 00:32:13,145 --> 00:32:16,606 Go ahead. 371 00:32:21,903 --> 00:32:24,906 Should I [indistinct] your throat, my lady? 372 00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:25,991 Yes. 373 00:32:41,006 --> 00:32:42,674 Lose yourself. Oh my God. 374 00:32:43,550 --> 00:32:48,050 [moaning] 375 00:32:51,266 --> 00:32:52,267 Squeeze it. 376 00:32:52,684 --> 00:32:55,436 Tighter, tighter. 377 00:32:57,772 --> 00:33:00,608 [moaning] 378 00:33:00,692 --> 00:33:02,443 Tighter, squeeze it tighter. 379 00:33:03,487 --> 00:33:06,239 Tighter, tighter, tighter. 380 00:33:06,823 --> 00:33:11,323 Oh, oh, oh. 381 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,204 Yes. 382 00:33:15,081 --> 00:33:16,082 Oh. 383 00:33:16,833 --> 00:33:21,333 [moaning] 384 00:33:25,717 --> 00:33:27,093 Feel my balls. 385 00:33:29,221 --> 00:33:31,306 Keep doing that and you'll explode my cock. 386 00:33:31,681 --> 00:33:33,808 Explode my cock, baby. 387 00:33:33,850 --> 00:33:35,101 [moaning] 388 00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:49,991 Now, my lady, I'm going to give you your special treat. 389 00:33:51,868 --> 00:33:53,494 Strock my cock hard. 390 00:33:54,829 --> 00:33:56,872 I'm going to pour my cum in your mouth. 391 00:33:57,374 --> 00:33:58,583 All down your throat. 392 00:34:01,503 --> 00:34:02,795 Yes, my lady. 393 00:34:03,713 --> 00:34:04,714 Suck. 394 00:34:06,299 --> 00:34:07,425 Suck my cock. 395 00:34:08,510 --> 00:34:10,011 You excite me so. 396 00:34:11,012 --> 00:34:13,097 You excite me more than the virgin we have. 397 00:34:15,183 --> 00:34:16,267 It's good. 398 00:34:17,143 --> 00:34:20,980 [moaning] 399 00:34:23,567 --> 00:34:25,026 That's good. 400 00:34:27,237 --> 00:34:28,238 Oh. 401 00:34:28,530 --> 00:34:29,697 That hard. 402 00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:33,535 [moaning] 403 00:34:34,703 --> 00:34:37,122 [groaning] 404 00:35:42,395 --> 00:35:43,854 - Sylvia the Fair, 405 00:35:43,897 --> 00:35:45,440 in the bloom of 15, 406 00:35:45,857 --> 00:35:47,358 felt an innocent warmth 407 00:35:47,817 --> 00:35:49,235 as she lay on the green. 408 00:35:50,028 --> 00:35:51,487 She had heard of a pleasure 409 00:35:52,072 --> 00:35:54,282 [groaning] 410 00:35:54,616 --> 00:35:56,117 And something, she guessed, 411 00:35:57,077 --> 00:35:59,329 by tossing and tumbling, 412 00:35:59,704 --> 00:36:01,330 and touching her breast. 413 00:36:01,748 --> 00:36:02,749 [groaning] 414 00:36:04,125 --> 00:36:05,876 She saw the men eager 415 00:36:06,211 --> 00:36:07,212 [groaning] 416 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,006 But was 417 00:36:10,965 --> 00:36:11,966 at a loss. 418 00:36:12,634 --> 00:36:13,635 What they meant 419 00:36:13,927 --> 00:36:15,011 by their sighing 420 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,054 and kissing so close. 421 00:36:18,723 --> 00:36:19,932 [groaning] 422 00:36:22,977 --> 00:36:25,312 By their praying and whining, 423 00:36:25,647 --> 00:36:30,147 [laughing] 424 00:36:32,612 --> 00:36:35,781 And their clasping and twining, 425 00:36:38,451 --> 00:36:41,078 and their panting and wishing, 426 00:36:42,122 --> 00:36:43,581 [groaning] 427 00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:47,626 And sighing and kissing, 428 00:36:48,378 --> 00:36:52,840 [groaning] 429 00:36:56,720 --> 00:37:00,640 And sighing and kissing so close. 430 00:37:01,391 --> 00:37:02,392 [gasping] 431 00:37:02,392 --> 00:37:05,728 [crowd applauds] 432 00:37:11,693 --> 00:37:15,822 Those words were written by Sir John Dresden, 433 00:37:16,406 --> 00:37:18,574 one of England's finest poets. 434 00:37:20,118 --> 00:37:23,579 I am dressed as the Lord of Flatbush -- 435 00:37:23,788 --> 00:37:25,706 [laughing] 436 00:37:26,207 --> 00:37:30,707 -- One of his 17th century contemporaries, who wrote many famous verses, 437 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:35,592 among them these eloquent lines. 438 00:37:37,093 --> 00:37:40,387 Was ever mortal man like me, 439 00:37:40,764 --> 00:37:42,682 continually in jeopardy 440 00:37:43,183 --> 00:37:46,769 and always silly prick by thee? 441 00:37:46,853 --> 00:37:49,105 [laughing] 442 00:37:49,189 --> 00:37:50,481 [crowd applauds] 443 00:37:50,732 --> 00:37:52,817 -L'd like to make a proposition. 444 00:37:56,571 --> 00:37:59,365 I have here in my hand the Exeter Book. 445 00:37:59,866 --> 00:38:02,493 It was written by a medieval monk. 446 00:38:04,037 --> 00:38:07,665 Now, this book contains several very naughty riddles. 447 00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:10,001 I'm going to read one 448 00:38:10,919 --> 00:38:13,713 and any of you who can solve it shall have me tonight. 449 00:38:13,838 --> 00:38:14,839 [grunting] 450 00:38:18,343 --> 00:38:19,385 Ladies and gentlemen. 451 00:38:19,928 --> 00:38:24,428 "A strange thing hangs by a man's thigh, under its master's clothes. 452 00:38:26,810 --> 00:38:28,603 It is pierced in front, 453 00:38:29,270 --> 00:38:31,188 is stiff and hard, 454 00:38:32,524 --> 00:38:34,108 and has a good, fixed place. 455 00:38:36,069 --> 00:38:39,197 When the man lifts his own garment up above the knee, 456 00:38:40,073 --> 00:38:43,034 he wishes to insert the head of the hanging instrument 457 00:38:43,076 --> 00:38:44,744 into the familiar hole, 458 00:38:45,703 --> 00:38:50,203 which it, when of equal length, has often filled before." 459 00:38:54,087 --> 00:38:55,630 Well, ladies and gentlemen, 460 00:38:56,464 --> 00:38:57,465 what is it? 461 00:39:00,093 --> 00:39:02,553 [crowd cheers] 462 00:39:03,304 --> 00:39:04,555 - I'll give you a hint. 463 00:39:04,556 --> 00:39:06,349 It's not what you think it is. 464 00:39:06,933 --> 00:39:08,267 - It isn't a man's cock? 465 00:39:08,977 --> 00:39:09,978 - No. 466 00:39:10,103 --> 00:39:11,562 [crowd groans] 467 00:39:11,855 --> 00:39:12,856 Give up? 468 00:39:15,316 --> 00:39:16,442 - Yes. 469 00:39:19,737 --> 00:39:22,656 - Well, it is, of course, a chamber key. 470 00:39:22,699 --> 00:39:25,952 [crowd cheers] 471 00:39:26,077 --> 00:39:27,411 - That's good, yes. 472 00:39:27,704 --> 00:39:30,331 [laughing] 473 00:39:30,415 --> 00:39:31,457 - Bravo. 474 00:39:31,666 --> 00:39:33,334 [grunting] 475 00:39:37,338 --> 00:39:41,838 [crowd applauds] 476 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,637 - Well, I suppose I'm up for grabs. 477 00:39:45,847 --> 00:39:47,890 [crowd cheers] 478 00:39:49,267 --> 00:39:51,978 - I will try to be brief, 479 00:39:52,729 --> 00:39:54,939 as tonight, we feast. 480 00:39:57,442 --> 00:39:59,235 The pagan peoples of the world 481 00:39:59,903 --> 00:40:04,403 were known to have correlation between food and sex. 482 00:40:04,616 --> 00:40:06,242 [laughing] 483 00:40:06,451 --> 00:40:08,995 They were known to go into the fields and make love. 484 00:40:09,829 --> 00:40:12,957 They thought the fertility would add to the crops, 485 00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:15,834 aphrodisiacs 486 00:40:17,378 --> 00:40:19,004 named after Aphrodite, 487 00:40:19,797 --> 00:40:20,798 Greek goddess. 488 00:40:22,008 --> 00:40:23,884 - I might add that all this food 489 00:40:23,927 --> 00:40:26,638 before you has been quite liberally seasoned 490 00:40:26,679 --> 00:40:29,264 with an herb that is quite a potent aphrodisiac. 491 00:40:29,766 --> 00:40:32,894 [applause] 492 00:40:33,519 --> 00:40:37,022 - So in the second century, Aristophanes said, 493 00:40:37,607 --> 00:40:38,649 "Get down blood." 494 00:40:46,491 --> 00:40:48,242 [moaning] 495 00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:50,203 [groaning] 496 00:40:50,495 --> 00:40:52,288 [moaning] 497 00:41:04,384 --> 00:41:05,885 Oh, God. - Woman. 498 00:41:06,594 --> 00:41:11,094 [moaning] 499 00:41:16,896 --> 00:41:21,396 [upbeat music] 500 00:42:13,453 --> 00:42:14,745 - Oh, yes. 501 00:42:15,621 --> 00:42:20,121 [moaning] 502 00:43:00,541 --> 00:43:01,833 - In your cup, my lad)'- 503 00:43:05,463 --> 00:43:07,089 I hope you won't waste it. 504 00:43:07,381 --> 00:43:10,258 [moaning] 505 00:43:15,348 --> 00:43:16,349 - Yes. 506 00:43:16,724 --> 00:43:18,183 [moaning] - Oh, God. 507 00:43:18,434 --> 00:43:22,934 [moaning] 508 00:43:28,486 --> 00:43:29,487 Yes. 509 00:43:30,071 --> 00:43:31,697 [moaning] Oh, God. 510 00:43:31,864 --> 00:43:33,031 [moaning] 511 00:43:33,533 --> 00:43:34,909 Mmh. 512 00:43:35,118 --> 00:43:39,618 [moaning] 513 00:43:43,042 --> 00:43:44,084 [giggling] 514 00:43:44,919 --> 00:43:49,419 [moaning] 515 00:43:50,550 --> 00:43:51,968 [laughing] 516 00:43:52,260 --> 00:43:56,760 [moaning] 517 00:43:58,516 --> 00:44:01,852 [moaning] 518 00:44:03,437 --> 00:44:05,522 [moaning] 519 00:44:06,607 --> 00:44:11,107 [upbeat music] 520 00:44:31,299 --> 00:44:35,799 [moaning] 521 00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:21,194 - You've been the quiet one the whole weekend. 522 00:48:22,321 --> 00:48:24,239 Just a little giving when I wanted it. 523 00:48:25,241 --> 00:48:28,369 The inaccessible one, the quiet one. 524 00:48:34,125 --> 00:48:38,625 [upbeat music] 525 00:49:51,785 --> 00:49:53,036 [moaning] 526 00:50:04,256 --> 00:50:05,257 - Oh, baby. 527 00:50:06,300 --> 00:50:07,968 Fuck me. 528 00:50:07,968 --> 00:50:09,219 [moaning] Cum in me. 529 00:50:09,428 --> 00:50:10,429 Fuck me. 530 00:50:10,679 --> 00:50:11,680 Fuck me. 531 00:50:14,183 --> 00:50:18,683 [moaning] 532 00:50:24,985 --> 00:50:26,319 Fuck me. 533 00:51:00,354 --> 00:51:02,397 - We've done it again, Lady Amanda. 534 00:51:03,274 --> 00:51:04,733 Another erotic weekend. 535 00:51:06,151 --> 00:51:07,193 [chuckling] 536 00:51:08,028 --> 00:51:12,528 [upbeat music] 537 00:51:27,214 --> 00:51:29,007 - I really dug your performance today. 538 00:51:29,008 --> 00:51:30,009 - Gee, thanks. 539 00:51:30,467 --> 00:51:33,136 - Tell me, did you get your cock sucked just to get back at me? 540 00:51:33,137 --> 00:51:34,388 - Look, don't flatter yourself. 541 00:51:34,388 --> 00:51:35,889 I did it because I enjoyed it. 542 00:51:35,889 --> 00:51:36,931 - I don't believe you. 543 00:51:37,224 --> 00:51:38,350 - Well, suit yourself. 544 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:40,561 - Look, Jerry, 545 00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:42,438 I really like you a lot 546 00:51:42,438 --> 00:51:43,981 and we have great sex together, 547 00:51:44,732 --> 00:51:47,401 but let's not ruin it by you being too possessive, 548 00:51:48,027 --> 00:51:49,028 okay? 549 00:51:56,285 --> 00:51:59,371 - Look, there's something about Sir Aubrey that I just don't trust. 550 00:51:59,371 --> 00:52:00,997 When he shook those bells at you... 551 00:52:01,415 --> 00:52:03,458 Well, I guess I got a little crazy. 552 00:52:04,668 --> 00:52:08,380 - I think he's super sexy, but don't get jealous. 553 00:52:10,007 --> 00:52:11,633 I dig flirting and fucking. 554 00:52:11,884 --> 00:52:13,051 It's part of my nature. 555 00:52:14,011 --> 00:52:16,096 - Well, I'll try not to getjealous. 556 00:52:16,430 --> 00:52:17,889 I really mean it. - Okay. 557 00:52:35,574 --> 00:52:36,783 - Do you care for a swim? 558 00:52:37,910 --> 00:52:39,369 - Is this part of the seminar? 559 00:52:39,411 --> 00:52:41,871 - No, you consider this extracurricular activities. 560 00:52:42,122 --> 00:52:43,581 - But I didn't bring my suit. 561 00:52:43,707 --> 00:52:45,458 - Neither did I. [screaming] 562 00:52:47,252 --> 00:52:51,752 [moody music] 563 00:53:44,017 --> 00:53:48,517 [moaning] 564 00:53:52,109 --> 00:53:56,609 [moaning] 565 00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:50,245 - I suspect that this form of entertainment is not everyone's cup of tea. 566 00:56:50,495 --> 00:56:53,498 Are there any among you who would volunteer to be whipped? 567 00:56:55,626 --> 00:56:58,670 Splendid, my dear, there's always one in the crowd. 568 00:56:58,879 --> 00:57:01,006 Come right this way. Don't be shy. 569 00:57:02,799 --> 00:57:04,926 Yes, lovely, you're just perfect. 570 00:57:04,927 --> 00:57:07,346 {giggling} Will it hurt much? 571 00:57:07,763 --> 00:57:09,973 - Only as much as you desire. - All right. 572 00:57:10,015 --> 00:57:13,685 [giggling] Oh, oh my. 573 00:57:13,769 --> 00:57:16,521 [moaning] 574 00:57:17,064 --> 00:57:18,148 [laughing] 575 00:57:19,691 --> 00:57:23,736 - Marquis De Sade once wrote the following lines of verse: 576 00:57:24,237 --> 00:57:27,615 "Without beings in this world whose acts shock accepted morality, 577 00:57:28,158 --> 00:57:30,201 we must not preach at them, orjudge them. 578 00:57:30,410 --> 00:57:32,829 Their bizarre taste depend no more upon themselves, 579 00:57:32,829 --> 00:57:36,791 it depends upon you, whether you are witty or stupid, 580 00:57:37,042 --> 00:57:38,043 straight back 581 00:57:38,543 --> 00:57:39,544 or humped." 582 00:57:42,589 --> 00:57:43,590 [giggling] 583 00:57:46,927 --> 00:57:51,427 [moaning] 584 00:58:16,081 --> 00:58:17,082 - Yes. 585 00:58:17,666 --> 00:58:19,584 Are your bonds secure, my dear? 586 00:58:19,626 --> 00:58:20,627 - Yes. 587 00:58:20,836 --> 00:58:23,463 - Are you ready to experience the pleasure of the whip? 588 00:58:23,463 --> 00:58:24,464 - Yes. 589 00:58:25,090 --> 00:58:29,590 [moaning] [moody music] 590 00:58:47,362 --> 00:58:49,489 - Christopher Marlow, the 18th century author 591 00:58:49,489 --> 00:58:53,989 who wrote Doctor Faustus, also wrote the following verse: 592 00:58:57,330 --> 00:59:00,833 "When Francis comes to solace with his whore, 593 00:59:01,752 --> 00:59:05,714 he sends four rods and strips himself stark naked 594 00:59:06,798 --> 00:59:09,133 for his last sleeps, and will not rise before 595 00:59:09,176 --> 00:59:11,469 by whipping of the wench it should be awakened. 596 00:59:12,345 --> 00:59:13,471 I envy him not, 597 00:59:13,722 --> 00:59:15,682 but wish I had the power, 598 00:59:16,767 --> 00:59:18,518 to make myself 599 00:59:19,019 --> 00:59:22,647 his wench, but one half-hour." 600 00:59:27,819 --> 00:59:28,778 - Bullshit. 601 00:59:28,779 --> 00:59:31,239 It's this whole goddamn seminar that's bugging me. 602 00:59:31,490 --> 00:59:33,492 You're all sick. I'm leaving. 603 00:59:34,159 --> 00:59:35,368 - You can't leave. 604 00:59:35,535 --> 00:59:36,536 - Why the hell not? 605 00:59:36,661 --> 00:59:38,496 - You signed up for the whole weekend. 606 00:59:38,789 --> 00:59:40,999 Besides, you'd miss my bacchanalia tomorrow. 607 00:59:41,708 --> 00:59:43,000 - Pass on your bacchanalia. 608 00:59:43,543 --> 00:59:45,253 [giggling] 609 00:59:49,091 --> 00:59:51,384 Golden showers, 610 00:59:52,427 --> 00:59:54,720 I must make that a part of my next seminar. 611 01:00:06,775 --> 01:00:07,776 - Jeez. 612 01:00:07,776 --> 01:00:10,236 How did you get in here? - I have my ways. 613 01:00:11,530 --> 01:00:13,448 I was hoping to persuade you to stay. 614 01:00:13,657 --> 01:00:14,658 - No fucking way. 615 01:00:14,699 --> 01:00:15,700 Get out. 616 01:00:15,742 --> 01:00:17,243 I've had enough of this place. 617 01:00:17,661 --> 01:00:19,746 - If you do, you can have me for the night. 618 01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:22,541 - No, 619 01:00:23,917 --> 01:00:24,918 I've got to go. 620 01:00:25,585 --> 01:00:26,586 - Very well, 621 01:00:27,003 --> 01:00:29,839 but at least have a farewell drink with me before you do. 622 01:00:30,841 --> 01:00:31,842 - What the hell. 623 01:00:33,135 --> 01:00:34,136 [clinking glasses] 624 01:00:37,681 --> 01:00:39,557 - Drink it all down. There's a good boy. 625 01:00:45,438 --> 01:00:46,772 You do want me, don't you? 626 01:00:49,109 --> 01:00:50,985 - Yes, very much. 627 01:00:52,279 --> 01:00:53,488 - Then tell me. 628 01:00:57,492 --> 01:00:59,243 Think you're man enough to fuck me? 629 01:01:00,996 --> 01:01:03,039 Then do it now. [moaning] 630 01:02:16,404 --> 01:02:17,655 Oh, don't stop now. 631 01:02:19,824 --> 01:02:20,825 - Funny. 632 01:02:21,117 --> 01:02:22,118 I feel dizzy. 633 01:02:26,206 --> 01:02:29,292 - I know one part of you that's still got some life in it. 634 01:02:33,463 --> 01:02:34,464 - The drink, 635 01:02:34,756 --> 01:02:35,757 what was in it? 636 01:02:36,716 --> 01:02:38,175 - A very strong sedative. 637 01:02:39,261 --> 01:02:42,639 Oh, well, you'll probably sleep right through the orgy in the morning. 638 01:02:42,722 --> 01:02:45,391 [moaning] 639 01:02:45,642 --> 01:02:46,809 I must be dreaming. 640 01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:56,152 [moaning] 641 01:03:39,279 --> 01:03:40,905 - I want you to cum on my titties. 642 01:03:44,617 --> 01:03:46,660 I want you to cum, you know that, don't you? 643 01:03:46,661 --> 01:03:47,787 I must have it. 644 01:03:48,204 --> 01:03:49,788 It makes my nipples hard. 645 01:03:50,749 --> 01:03:55,249 [moaning] 646 01:04:01,509 --> 01:04:03,969 -[moaning] Oh, oh, I think I'm going to cum. 647 01:04:04,304 --> 01:04:05,763 [grunting] 648 01:04:06,514 --> 01:04:08,599 [panting] 649 01:05:11,037 --> 01:05:13,497 - Oh, these mushrooms are marvelous. 650 01:05:16,084 --> 01:05:17,585 - Oh, I love mushroom omelets. 651 01:05:18,044 --> 01:05:19,420 - Mushroom are marvelous. 652 01:05:19,963 --> 01:05:22,799 - Mushroom omelets are so sexy. 653 01:05:24,968 --> 01:05:26,678 They're incredible. 654 01:05:28,513 --> 01:05:29,722 - I love these mushrooms. 655 01:05:31,933 --> 01:05:35,061 Are you sure you're eating mushrooms? - I love mushroom omelets. 656 01:05:39,274 --> 01:05:41,025 I love mushroom omelets. 657 01:05:41,109 --> 01:05:42,151 - I am Bacchus. 658 01:05:43,820 --> 01:05:44,987 God of wine. 659 01:05:45,530 --> 01:05:46,948 These are my priestesses. 660 01:05:47,532 --> 01:05:49,367 Come, celebrate with us. 661 01:05:49,617 --> 01:05:51,076 Drink the fruit of the vine. 662 01:05:51,661 --> 01:05:53,496 Make love with us in the fields. 663 01:05:53,788 --> 01:05:54,872 Roman orgies. 664 01:05:55,039 --> 01:05:56,540 Pagan rituals. 665 01:05:57,083 --> 01:05:59,627 Come, celebrate the words of Aristophanes. 666 01:06:00,253 --> 01:06:04,382 Worship the power of erotica. 667 01:06:04,883 --> 01:06:09,383 [moody synth music] 668 01:06:21,774 --> 01:06:23,942 - You idiot. What are you doing? 669 01:06:24,694 --> 01:06:25,736 - If you violated her... 670 01:06:26,821 --> 01:06:28,322 - Put that silly schmuck away. 671 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:35,621 - Yes, yes, yes. 672 01:06:35,663 --> 01:06:36,664 There's the cherry. 673 01:06:36,748 --> 01:06:38,583 See it. [chuckling] 674 01:06:40,251 --> 01:06:41,460 - Oh, wow. 675 01:06:42,253 --> 01:06:43,254 How erotic. 676 01:06:44,339 --> 01:06:46,299 - Ladies and gentlemen, what we have here 677 01:06:46,466 --> 01:06:48,759 is a verified vestal virgin. 678 01:06:49,219 --> 01:06:53,640 [laughing] [applause] 679 01:06:54,265 --> 01:06:58,765 - No bacchanalia is complete without the sacrifice of a vestal virgin, 680 01:07:00,688 --> 01:07:03,607 so that is what you're about to see. 681 01:07:06,653 --> 01:07:09,364 - Now, my lovely children of Erotica, 682 01:07:11,324 --> 01:07:13,993 it is time to prepare the virgin. 683 01:07:15,745 --> 01:07:18,414 - Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 684 01:07:18,456 --> 01:07:20,291 - No, no, no. 685 01:07:22,168 --> 01:07:26,130 [grunting] 686 01:07:38,643 --> 01:07:40,227 [moaning] 687 01:08:07,297 --> 01:08:08,881 [grunting] 688 01:08:38,494 --> 01:08:39,786 - Enough. Be gone. 689 01:08:40,705 --> 01:08:41,831 Be gone. Away. 690 01:08:42,165 --> 01:08:43,040 Go. 691 01:08:43,041 --> 01:08:44,792 - Please don't. No. 692 01:08:46,961 --> 01:08:48,253 - There, there, dear. 693 01:08:48,338 --> 01:08:52,175 It will only hurt for a moment and then ecstasy, 694 01:08:53,134 --> 01:08:55,219 and you'll pray for it never to end. 695 01:08:55,470 --> 01:08:57,513 [laughing] - Yes. 696 01:08:57,805 --> 01:08:59,306 [moanjng] [gruntlng] 697 01:08:59,807 --> 01:09:04,307 [moaning] 698 01:09:42,809 --> 01:09:47,309 [moaning] 699 01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:21,764 [moaning] 700 01:10:27,854 --> 01:10:28,855 - Enough. Back. 701 01:10:29,272 --> 01:10:30,273 I'm ready. 702 01:10:30,565 --> 01:10:31,607 Lift her to me. 703 01:10:33,067 --> 01:10:36,570 [moaning] 704 01:10:38,114 --> 01:10:39,406 Oh, yes. 705 01:10:41,617 --> 01:10:46,117 [moody synth music] 706 01:13:51,057 --> 01:13:53,309 - Thank God, that load stinks. 707 01:13:54,226 --> 01:13:56,186 [moaning] 708 01:13:56,520 --> 01:14:01,020 [upbeat music] 709 01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:21,044 - Oh, yes, it's great. - Gray is sitting on my bike. 710 01:14:21,212 --> 01:14:22,880 He don't want to come down. 711 01:14:26,217 --> 01:14:27,218 - Here we are. 712 01:14:28,386 --> 01:14:32,886 - History, teach me to love. 713 01:14:34,350 --> 01:14:36,143 - Yes, from an awesome vacation here. 714 01:14:36,143 --> 01:14:38,103 [chuckling] 715 01:14:38,646 --> 01:14:43,146 Come on. - History, teach me to love. 716 01:14:49,115 --> 01:14:50,991 Touch me. 717 01:14:55,329 --> 01:14:57,539 [moaning] [laughing] 718 01:15:01,419 --> 01:15:02,461 - Ohh. 719 01:15:03,004 --> 01:15:06,924 [moaning] 720 01:15:06,924 --> 01:15:08,091 Grab as you could. 721 01:15:09,552 --> 01:15:11,470 Oh, you're so nice. 722 01:15:13,097 --> 01:15:17,597 - Oh, history, teach me to love. 723 01:15:26,152 --> 01:15:28,362 History. 724 01:15:29,447 --> 01:15:30,865 - Oh, touch me. 725 01:15:32,867 --> 01:15:34,159 Oh, touch me. 726 01:15:34,326 --> 01:15:35,827 Touch me. - Oh, yes. 727 01:15:37,121 --> 01:15:38,622 Oh, yes. 728 01:15:39,206 --> 01:15:42,292 [moaning] 729 01:15:42,418 --> 01:15:43,961 Oh, you're so nice. 730 01:15:44,462 --> 01:15:48,841 Oh, feels so good. - Oh, you're so good. 731 01:15:50,051 --> 01:15:53,512 - History, teach me. 732 01:15:56,057 --> 01:15:58,768 Oh, tell me.